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On our way up to bed last night, DH casually informed me that he gave my blog address to his grandmother. I stood there stunned for a few moments and then the following conversation ensued. Imagine my voice as more of a frantic howl.

Me: “Why would you do that?!”
DH: “What?”
Me: “Why would you give your grandmother my blog address?!”
DH: “Um.. I.. don’t know?”
Me: “What if I want to write about my period!!”
DH: “I’m pretty sure she used to have one of those.”
Me: “What if I want to write about our sex life?”
DH: “She knows we have sex.”
Me: “But! But! Why would you DO that?!”
DH: “She said she was not good with bookmarks so I don’t think you need to worry.”

More stunned silence.

Me: “I am so blogging about this tomorrow.”

So Nese, if you’re reading this, HI! I love you and I promise I won’t write about anything too terribly embarrassing. Or if I do, I’ll try to put a warning at the top, something like “If you wish to read about my horrid yeast infection, proceed with caution” or “This post involves 42 swear words.” Just kidding, I don’t swear much. But the yeast infection thing.. I can’t make any promises about that!

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