Tattoos and Drool

Top Five

I’m so excited to have found Girl Talk Thursday via the lovely Mommy Melee. This week’s topic – your top five. As in, the five people you’re allowed to boink, no strings attached, whether you’re in a relationship or not. (Calm down, it’s all in good fun.) I admittedly have never had a list before now, so it took some brainstorming (and Googling “badass actresses” – shut up) to come up with all five.

1. Michael C. Hall

If you haven’t seen Dexter – you should. I’ve lusted after Michael C. Hall ever since I saw the first episode. In short, he’s a quirky serial killer who works as a blood spatter analyst for the Miami PD. And there’s a steamy sex scene in one episode that pretty much sealed the deal. I wanted to name a child after Dexter, if that tells you how much I obsess over this show. He’s in the new movie Gamer too. Yum.

2. Ami James

He’s an arrogant jackass on Miami Ink and 99% of the time I can’t stand him. But LOOK at him. Plus, he was a sniper in the Israeli army. BAD. ASS. Enough said.

3. Mark Hoppus

Blink-182 was my favorite band in high school, and some of that crazed fanatic mentality has leaked over into adulthood. I loved Mark Hoppus then, and I still love him now.

4. Jim Carrey

Okay, don’t laugh. Seriously. Beauty is more than skin deep, right? For the record, I don’t really find Jim Carrey physically attractive. Actually, I used to loathe the guy. Hated his movies. To the point that I refused to watch them. But now that he’s partnered with Jenny McCarthy, taken a stand against vaccines and been an advocate for her son? He has my heart all aflutter. Nothing more sexy than a man who is passionate about the same things you are. Jenny calls him the “Autism Whisperer” meaning that “he speaks a language Evan understands, and Evan feels safe with him.” Um, SWOON.

5. Billie Piper

Rent Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Watch the episode where Billie’s character, Belle de Jour, teams up with another call girl to work a threesome. Thank me later.