Happy Halloween (and a swift middle finger)
Costumes were a hit, trick-or-treating was a success, loads of candy that will mostly be eaten by me was procured.
They looked freakin’ cute.

And, the neighborhood assholes teenagers left us a lovely “trick.” How adorable of them.
And the community we live in? Why, it’s so fabulous that not only will the homeowners association (which we pay a ridiculous amount in fees to) NOT cover the repair costs, they will also drive by and give us a ticket and a fine if we don’t have it fixed immediately. Welcome to suburbia!
