Tag Archive for 'In all seriousness'

So, your baby needs a helmet.

Hello to any readers I might still have after my unannounced break. I totally don’t blame any of you who pruned me from your reading list. I promise I’m still around though, and I do check in on my favorite blogs faithfully! I still need to weed through the hundreds of comment [...]

Most difficult, underpaid, underappreciated

This parenting thing. It’s hard. Like, really hard.
You have this tiny little baby. All it does is poop and eat and sleep and it likes to wake up a lot at night and cry for no reason and keep you from taking a shower, like, ever. And you think, man, this [...]

On trust and the internet

I’ve been on the internet a long time. I remember being 11 years old, before we were able to get online on my home computer, and using the Gateway at my mom’s office to go into chat rooms with a screen name like hotnsexy69 where I would lie about my age (and so would [...]

Last November

Last November feels like a lifetime ago.
Last November, when there weren’t enough bottles of liquor on top of my cabinets or enough Ambien on my nightstand to dull the raging pain going on in this house and in my soul. When I was engulfed in the darkest days my life had ever [...]

Leave the light on

I hate the darkness.
Both physical and mental.
The physical darkness at 1am, when I’m lying in bed in complete silence and my mind starts to race through the mental darkness. I can’t sleep without the TV on any more, because the darkness and the quiet are just too much for me now. [...]