The PTA is gonna love me.
This parenting thing. It’s hard. Like, really hard.
You have this tiny little baby. All it does is poop and eat and sleep and it likes to wake up a lot at night and cry for no reason and keep you from taking a shower, like, ever. And you think, man, this [...]
I would like to say right now that if I’m being punked, you can all STOP IT. Stop it right now. Because I totally won’t give you the comedy you’re looking for, I’ll probably just throw myself on the floor sobbing and screaming KILL MEEEE and you’ll all start backing up slowly towards [...]
“I’m hungry. I’m thirsty. I wanna watch Dragon Tales. I’m hungry. I wanna go to the park. But Mooooom! HE! No HE!! I’m hungry. I, I, I, I I I I…”
That there? The sounds of my house. Day in and day out I hear [...]
Warning: this post contains poop. Lots and lots and LOTS of poop. I say poop several times. Pretty much every other word is going to be poop. So if poop offends you, turn away now. Poop.
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The are times when, as a parent, I feel I’m doing a pretty okay job. [...]
I just have to brag on Sawyer real quick.
After a long, long, loooooooong road of resistance and messes and tears and triumphs, he is FULLY POTTY TRAINED.
I can hardly believe it myself – this has definitely been the biggest parenting challenge to date. He was not an easy kid to train. All of [...]