The PTA is gonna love me.
In other Expenses We Totally Can’t Afford or Control news, one of our cats is sick. I don’t know WHY he’s sick or what to do to make him better, because although I thought that by throwing away over two hundred bucks at the vet for antibiotics and bloodwork and an x-ray and [...]
I would like to say right now that if I’m being punked, you can all STOP IT. Stop it right now. Because I totally won’t give you the comedy you’re looking for, I’ll probably just throw myself on the floor sobbing and screaming KILL MEEEE and you’ll all start backing up slowly towards [...]
Warning: this post contains poop. Lots and lots and LOTS of poop. I say poop several times. Pretty much every other word is going to be poop. So if poop offends you, turn away now. Poop.
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The are times when, as a parent, I feel I’m doing a pretty okay job. [...]
Let me first set the scene for you. Monday, I needed to go to the bank. I had approximately fourteen checks as well as a stack of cash that needed to be deposited before I gave in to temptation and bought ten Route 44 Diet Dr Peppers from Sonic with it. Anyone [...]