The PTA is gonna love me.
This parenting thing. It’s hard. Like, really hard.
You have this tiny little baby. All it does is poop and eat and sleep and it likes to wake up a lot at night and cry for no reason and keep you from taking a shower, like, ever. And you think, man, this [...]
The husband is walk, walk, walking the baby and I’m sitting here freezing and refusing to turn the heater up any higher. We haven’t gotten to spend any quality time together in over a week ever since Sleep Is Not For Babies ‘09 hit. Although my Bejeweled Blitz score has flourished, our *ahem* [...]
I would like to say right now that if I’m being punked, you can all STOP IT. Stop it right now. Because I totally won’t give you the comedy you’re looking for, I’ll probably just throw myself on the floor sobbing and screaming KILL MEEEE and you’ll all start backing up slowly towards [...]
About once every three days, one of the boys will ask to hold the baby. I relish in these occurrences because they’re short and sweet. They love their sister and don’t show any jealousy, but they also don’t really show a lot of interest very often either. So any time they want [...]
My kids are sick – again, not still – because they WERE on the tail end of this crap until this morning. And now, it’s ba-aaaack! Preschool germs for the win. I just got finished consoling one child with a head full of snot hindering his breathing and dumping black cherry concentrate [...]