The PTA is gonna love me.
With the impending arrival of a third little person in our family, I joined a “due date club” as I have with my previous pregnancies. As I check in from day to day, it’s becoming increasingly obvious to me that I really need to just stay away from those places this time around. [...]
Hello, separation anxiety. How pleasant to see you again. Didn’t we already get plenty acquainted the last time you were here though? Please try not to overstay your welcome, thanks.
Trying to fix my hair was interesting this morning, with Mr. Separation Anxiety here as a guest. Beckett crawled after [...]
It’s becoming increasingly apparent that I have a knack for choosing the worst possible check-out lane in the grocery store. You would think that after 22 years of grocery store experience, I would have learned how to scope out the lightning scanners and master sackers. But no.
You guys know what I’m [...]
That’s what this is. My children conspire against me. Seriously. When there’s just one of them, it’s pretty easy to handle. But when you throw a second one into the mix, it’s like one says to the other, “Hey, it’d be pretty sweet to see Mom’s head balloon up and pop [...]